tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9946052302219587672012-02-16T09:56:11.919+01:00D.noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-994605230221958767.post-79764691873688862132008-08-13T22:47:00.002+02:002008-08-13T23:26:33.084+02:00Leoithne goes back to Ireland early in the morning so i went to the 24/7 for some microwaveable popcorn, soda and sweets for our last night together. which will be movie night...<br />(i know its lame, and the alias isn't a good match either, but we had a hard time lately. especially her.)<br />as i was coming back from the store a pretty girl came up to me, with flyers of a nearby nudiebar.<br />gal: - Excuse me, are you interested in some striptease?<br />D: - no. it's a bit chilly for me tonight and i'm not very good at it really.<br />gal: -...<br />after a 14 second pause (i counted) she started laughing. she had a very healthy, pleasant laugh.<br /><br />it would be a great marketing hit if actual strippers would take the streets and ask guys:<br />- would you like to see me dancing naked?<br />personal connections (and a gorgeous body) goes a long way.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/994605230221958767-7976469187368886213?l=night-guide.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>D.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-994605230221958767.post-46961886246572603112008-08-13T18:09:00.004+02:002008-08-13T21:58:55.419+02:00A night-guide is quite like a regular guide, but with several basic differences:<br />- you don't pay her/him by the tours or by the hour, you pay her/his expenses. and she/he can never get drunk before you do.<br />- s/he knows the sites, the routes, the history, but s/he also knows that you don't give a damn.<br />- s/he knows the most famous joints, dinners, restaurants but since s/he also knows that these places will rip you off (fine dining in most places are like foreplay before ass-rape) so s/he will take you to places with moderate/good prices and good/excellent food. the places s/he eats at her/himself.<br />- s/he foremost knows the clubs, the pubs, the skin-bars, the casinos and the nightlife in general. the things you are interested in.<br />- s/he knows the city, the traffic, have connections and will tell you why you don't want to get into THAT cab.<br />- but most importantly: s/he knows people more than old buildings.<br /><br />i was a night-guide once. i had eight irish guys, it was tons of fun. never again.<br />this is where the name comes from. now you know.<br /><br />my first line in our world-wide group-therapy would be:<br />hi, my name is D, and i'm a chronic insomniac.<br />i live in Budapest the greatest public toilet in Europe and i hallucinate sometimes.<br />my age is indifferent because i have all the time in the world.<br />yeah it sucks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/994605230221958767-4696188624657260311?l=night-guide.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>D.noreply@blogger.com0