Wednesday, August 13, 2008

at about

Leoithne goes back to Ireland early in the morning so i went to the 24/7 for some microwaveable popcorn, soda and sweets for our last night together. which will be movie night...
(i know its lame, and the alias isn't a good match either, but we had a hard time lately. especially her.)
as i was coming back from the store a pretty girl came up to me, with flyers of a nearby nudiebar.
gal: - Excuse me, are you interested in some striptease?
D: - no. it's a bit chilly for me tonight and i'm not very good at it really.
gal: -...
after a 14 second pause (i counted) she started laughing. she had a very healthy, pleasant laugh.

it would be a great marketing hit if actual strippers would take the streets and ask guys:
- would you like to see me dancing naked?
personal connections (and a gorgeous body) goes a long way.

the WHAAAA???

A night-guide is quite like a regular guide, but with several basic differences:
- you don't pay her/him by the tours or by the hour, you pay her/his expenses. and she/he can never get drunk before you do.
- s/he knows the sites, the routes, the history, but s/he also knows that you don't give a damn.
- s/he knows the most famous joints, dinners, restaurants but since s/he also knows that these places will rip you off (fine dining in most places are like foreplay before ass-rape) so s/he will take you to places with moderate/good prices and good/excellent food. the places s/he eats at her/himself.
- s/he foremost knows the clubs, the pubs, the skin-bars, the casinos and the nightlife in general. the things you are interested in.
- s/he knows the city, the traffic, have connections and will tell you why you don't want to get into THAT cab.
- but most importantly: s/he knows people more than old buildings.

i was a night-guide once. i had eight irish guys, it was tons of fun. never again.
this is where the name comes from. now you know.

my first line in our world-wide group-therapy would be:
hi, my name is D, and i'm a chronic insomniac.
i live in Budapest the greatest public toilet in Europe and i hallucinate sometimes.
my age is indifferent because i have all the time in the world.
yeah it sucks.